Tomorrow will be my niece's first birthday that I get to co-celebrate. There will be picture takings. Present openings. Cake eatings (Yum!). Singings. Hand clappings. Picture takings. Picture takings... Oh, my God. PICTURE TAKINGS!
I just realize that tomorrow can be a bad facial hair day.
Shit.
Friday, August 31, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
undies cover ye channel
I have two jackets that fit me very close to a dream. One is S. The other one is S (46).
Usually my T-shirts are S. But some are Ms.
I have a pair of cargo pants in the size of XS.
The shirts from that retail that fits me the best need to be M if I want to be normal. And S if I want to be skimpy. Mostly I prefer skimpy.
That doesn't really explain why after measuring my waist I need to have bought L (or even XL) undies instead of M ones.
I have four pairs of new M-sized undies in my drawer that may never be used.
And, no, you don't need to do this.
Seriously.
Usually my T-shirts are S. But some are Ms.
I have a pair of cargo pants in the size of XS.
The shirts from that retail that fits me the best need to be M if I want to be normal. And S if I want to be skimpy. Mostly I prefer skimpy.
That doesn't really explain why after measuring my waist I need to have bought L (or even XL) undies instead of M ones.
I have four pairs of new M-sized undies in my drawer that may never be used.
And, no, you don't need to do this.
Seriously.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
self-diagnosed whatever
I've sunk so low. I've sunk very low. I have sunk that low. How low? Well, as low as one can possibly sink. So, that low.
I yelped yesterday. That's right. Yelped. A tiny little yelp. That's it. Reminds me of the sound that one of those beautiful creatures made when their master went out to work and they were left with me. Yelp. Not an "Awwwww....". Or an already overused (How overused, you asked? Even my turning-three-in-four-days niece uses it already, and people who are responsible for her all point their fingers at me.) "Oh, my God."
But no. Not a full sentence either metaphoric or literal. Not a word. Not even an interjection can be translated by characters. No. No. No. No.
A yelp. Out-of-nowhere squeaky yelp. Scary.
Reason: I was rewatching "How I Met Your Mother". And I yelped. I yelped because one of those Ted Mosby non-romantic turned romantic moments. Grrrr. I didn't even know why I yelped. Touched perhaps.
So that's it. I've sunk so low. I yelped while watching "How I Met Your Mother".
PS: I know everybody is all about Neil Patrick Harris when it comes to this series, but I'm all about Marshall. He's such a fine character. And the actor who portrays him has a name that reminds you of that DIY-no-one-will-know-anyway-that-you're-doing-it exercise. I'm just saying.
PPS: Oh, I'm not saying that NPH is not good, no. He's good. Goooooooood, even. I'm just saying that as a character, Marshall is ... newer.
I yelped yesterday. That's right. Yelped. A tiny little yelp. That's it. Reminds me of the sound that one of those beautiful creatures made when their master went out to work and they were left with me. Yelp. Not an "Awwwww....". Or an already overused (How overused, you asked? Even my turning-three-in-four-days niece uses it already, and people who are responsible for her all point their fingers at me.) "Oh, my God."
But no. Not a full sentence either metaphoric or literal. Not a word. Not even an interjection can be translated by characters. No. No. No. No.
A yelp. Out-of-nowhere squeaky yelp. Scary.
Reason: I was rewatching "How I Met Your Mother". And I yelped. I yelped because one of those Ted Mosby non-romantic turned romantic moments. Grrrr. I didn't even know why I yelped. Touched perhaps.
So that's it. I've sunk so low. I yelped while watching "How I Met Your Mother".
PS: I know everybody is all about Neil Patrick Harris when it comes to this series, but I'm all about Marshall. He's such a fine character. And the actor who portrays him has a name that reminds you of that DIY-no-one-will-know-anyway-that-you're-doing-it exercise. I'm just saying.
PPS: Oh, I'm not saying that NPH is not good, no. He's good. Goooooooood, even. I'm just saying that as a character, Marshall is ... newer.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
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